Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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