Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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