Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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