How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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