let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
ttyl tear gas
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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