Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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