It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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