I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
