D3 body, D1 cock
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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