Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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