"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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