apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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