So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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