Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just gift wrapped bread.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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