ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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