So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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