Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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