the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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