YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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