Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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