Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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