You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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