drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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