We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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