needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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