looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
