She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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