first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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