Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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