Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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