She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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