I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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