i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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