I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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