Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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