just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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