How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I want her autograph on my taint
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
