I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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