hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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