his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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