If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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