just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just pee around me
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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