I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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