Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
