I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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