Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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