singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I stole a fireplace last night.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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