What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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