everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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