Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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